I'm glad you've visited. Feel free to kick the electronic tires, check out my portfolio, and generally make yourself at home. On the internet.
Looking for a curated feed of the freshest Twitter content from today's cultural jetsetters and global luminaries? That makes two of us, pal.
I can, however, provide a curated Twitter feed of my friends' Instagram food pictures, my tweets to Dropbox begging for more free space, and bizarre spam about cryopreservation from my first "follower" that I refuse to remove for sentimental reasons.
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